Jakeisms

A few things that Jake has said lately have made me laugh out loud.

1.  After our Wal-mart trip today, I told Jake we would go somewhere fun as a surprise before we picked up Sam from school.  "I know, a trip to Hawaii!"

2.  I walked into the kitchen wearing a hand-me-down, floor-length, terry cloth bath robe which I refer to as my thneed (ala the Lorax).  "Oh Mom, are you going dancing?"

3.  Jake was too quiet and I finally found him in the bathroom.  I watched him for a few moments as he gently applied even more of my lipstick to his cheeks.  Sensing my presence, he turned and flashed his pearly whites and with great composure asked, "How do I look?"